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About Our location . . .
 
We are currently searching for a new site!
 
Due to circumstances so far unknown to us, and therefore equally far beyond our control, our neighbours, led by Mrs? Sylvia Humphreys, very ably aided and abbetted by our local council, Sandwell Metropolitan Council, have spent the past 12 years attempting to evict us.  They do not allow vehicle access to our site, trash our vehicles on a regular basis, almost every night, and steal our vehicles as often as possible.  We also receive threatening letters from the coucil several times per week.  The council do not allow us to keep dogs.
We sleep overnight in our vehicles as oft as possible, in order to protect them, but it is not enough, and is often dangerous.  Their hired thugs keep us awake most nights, from 23.00 hours to 06.00 hours.  Our insurance company refuses to pay the damage, and also "dumped" us completely.  Our new insurer denies us any no-claims bonus, therefore costing us 250% of our previous quote!
 
The Home Office, in their infinite wisdom, refuse to intervene.  Superintendant Bebbington, K2, Piddock Road, was  ordered by the IPCC, in 2002, to contact Col. Aitch urgently.  For whatever reason, she/he never has, and never will.  Does she/he exist, as every colleague of theirs assures us, or are they fictive?
 
The entire West Midlands force have all heard of them, but no one has ever yet met them.  They have neither telephone number, nor yet email address, they, nor yet their office, K2, Piddock Road, answer Recorded Delivery.
 
Our MP of the past 10 years, John Spellar, is equaly evasive, refusing us any hope of appointment, or any other meeting, is equaly devoid of telephone number, as also email address, and does not answer recorded delivery.  He does not attend his Friday evening "surgeries", and does not allow visitors at his Saturday morning "surgeries".
 
With most agricultural land retailing at £3kGB -£10kGB it is extortionate.  Most farmers are refusing to sell on into agriculture, able to extract 10x or even 20x as much from speculanti, who then use Mafiosi tactics to convert to brownfield before selling on to developers.  Gordon Brown has recently announced that he will both propagate, as also promote, this extortionate market even further.
 
All we ask is fifty acres of agricultural land, even derilict, at an affordable price.
 
If it is not forthcoming, we will soon be grazing our pigs on the motor-way verge, as we have no means of migrating to Kiwi.
 
Alternately we could take our few, hard earned groats, as also our expertise, to Costa Rica & the South Pacific, where they will be far better apreciated.


Our owner / Sole Director.
 
 
Col.  Aitch is basically a quiet, shy, personnallity, believeing that education is far more productive than violence / sadism.
 
 
He began his carreer in agriculture in 1965, soon having to quit as he could not afford to follow it any further!
 
 
He then went on to "study" poverty, destitution, deprivation and humiliati0n, at the expence of the British tax-payer,  for six years, in the following theatres:
 
 
 Middle East
 
 
Indian Sub-continent
 
 
Indo China
 
 
U.S.S.R.
 
 
East Block
 
 
Western Europe
 
 
U.K.
 
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A total of 12 years British Service, followed by a further 12 years with the IRC.

 

 

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Low cloud and Scottish traffic congestion!
 
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Peace and Tranquility in wee bonnie Scotland.
 
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Col. Aitch's  C.V. reads as follows:
 
NCA 1968
 
 
HGV 1/PSV UK 1968


RTITB UK 1971 – Tutor / Student C.P.C.


IRC Dresden / Meunchen 1978-88 – Civilian Aid / Tutor


IRC Krakau 1988-89 – School Manager / Tutor C.P.C / A.T.P / A.D.R. (Civilian Aid)


IRC Zagreb 1989-90 – As above


DEKRA / Chamber of Trade Meunchen 1990-92 – Tutor as above / Student


Dudley College / Tektra / City & Guilds IT L1 & L2 (NVQ IT 1 & 2) 04/05-09/06

(8 subjects @ L2)


First Aid Renewed 22/09/06 Dudley College


D4 Issued;

10/09/06 – 10/09/2011.
 
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 Business Link Managment Course (Burton),

Xmas '08.

 

Fluent German/Italian, some Russian (as above).

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British Sign Language (BSL) L1 (103) expected 16/07/2009

 

Also currently on mentoring course.

 

Hoping to commence IT L3 (C & G), posssibly BSL L2, September '09.

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